Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?