Why was the bowling ball anxious?
It was hitting pins and needles!
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why avoid touching a bad pitch?
Why don't sheep mind winter at all?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?