What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How do you get kids to do something?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?