What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a fish who loves opera?
Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas night?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why do cars seem magical?
OK, that's enough fish puns.