When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full!
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's the holiest insect?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?