What should you never try to fix in court?
The jury-rigged plan.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?