What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
How are teens like cats?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What makes pirates such good singers?