Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
They always want to get in the paint.
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What makes soccer players cool?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which animal will never go bald?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What game do cows play at parties?