What did the cow say when her calf fibbed?
That's udder nonsense.
What music fills Santa's workshop all day?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What holiday is best for having a baby?
What did the farmer say about his lazy cow?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?