What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the sardine call the submarine?