What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
By hareplane.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why was the geometry book so charming?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
How does a taco bless the table?
How do you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why are billionaires such good parents?