Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's the difference between weather and climate?