Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?