What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which flowers should you skip on Valentine's Day?
What do you call meat cooked the wrong way?
What did the golfer dad say after baby two?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Which farm animal is best at karate?
Where do bees check in for a holiday stay?