What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?