What do you call barn animals who never stop joking?
A punny farm.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What game do sheep love playing outside?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Which celebrity always decorates the best holiday trees?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?