What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?