Why did the bunny feel grumpy?
It woke up on the wrong paw.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why are all priests fit?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What music does the ocean love?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?