What subject do owls ace in school?
Hoo-istory.
What do you call a loan for a buffalo?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Where does a superhero park his ride?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call a goat acting wild?