How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after the big delivery?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How do you organize a party for an astronaut?
What do photographers cook?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What kind of meals do math teachers prefer?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?