Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?