Why wasn't the meal on the tiny plane very good?
It was a little under-flighted.
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Where do stars go to college?