Why do cats love to work?They're purr-fect at everything they do.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhy did the golfer wear extra pants?See PunchlineWhat did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?See PunchlineWhat has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?See PunchlineWhere does the stingray's husband hang out?See PunchlineWhat do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?See PunchlineWhy are verbs more high-strung than nouns?See PunchlineWhy did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?See PunchlineWhat snacks do librarians enjoy the most?See PunchlineWhat do goats and moms have in common?See PunchlineWhat do you call a calm ocean at the holidays?See PunchlineWhat should you say to a pig on February 14th?See PunchlineWhat happens if you eat too much pumpkin pie?See PunchlineWhat kind of bean never grows in a garden?See PunchlineWhy did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?See PunchlineWhy did the horse win the talent show?See PunchlineWhich drink packs a real wallop?See PunchlineWhat do you call a planet that burps?See PunchlineWhy do basketball players like cookies?See PunchlineWhat do you call poorly behaved winter wear?See PunchlineWhat kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?See PunchlineWhat animal is best at avoiding a punch?See Punchline
