What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Spring.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What game do bats excel at?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are books always so angry?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?