Why are farmers so relaxed?
They go with the grain.
How do farmers keep working in winter?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why skip a seaside wedding?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?