What superpower do all middle children have?
Invisibility.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why do I have to speak loudly to my grandma?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a pig that swims all day?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call a chicken and cow arguing?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where did Jesus stop for a quick snack?