Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
He had an amazing set of pipes.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call someone nervous around Santa?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
I broke my finger!
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?