What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What car always breaks the rules?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?