Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?