Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the cloud like the fog?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's the ocean's favorite song?