What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
What do you call a dog in space?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?