Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
Why was the dog so popular?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do cats wear to work?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?