What sweet treat never panics?
The marshmellow.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where was Noah born?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?