What do you call a hairless poodle?
A noodle!
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why are pirates such good singers?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why don't farmers pick skinny cows?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Who brings gifts to kittens at Christmas?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?