What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?