What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?