What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
C-antelope.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?