What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?