What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
Why is a computer so smart?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where do hamsters come from?