What do you call a polite volcano?
Well-magma-nered.
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Which insect makes the best father?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the cow want to join the space program?