What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?