Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?