Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?