What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?