What's the slowest race in November?
The gobble jog.
How do trees get access to the internet?
How do chickens get off the freeway?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's the most determined bird?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the chef go to therapy?