What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do dogs sip when they're under the weather?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?