What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
What did the bee say to the flower?
Which actor do pigs avoid?
How did the pirate call his mom?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What does an escalator say when it breaks?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the sailboat say to its oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?