Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Are baby skunks cute?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
How do amoebas make calls?