What is the quickest button on a radio?
Fast forward.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why are turtles so shy?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call two birds stuck together?