What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?